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Woody Allen

 

 

Death should not be seen as the end, but as a very effective way to cut down expenses.
Love and Death

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym. And of course, those who couldn't do anything, I think, were assigned to our school.
Annie Hall

I love the rain.
It washes the memories off the sidewalk of life.
Play it Again, Sam

 

gettingeven.gif (6579 bytes) Getting Even
is a collection of 17 humorous essays on subjects such as death; obesity ("Notes from the Overfed," which he wrote after reading Dostoyevsky and a "Weight Watchers" magazine on the same plane trip); organized crime; the invention of the sandwich; and his own philosophy, as partially outlined in the "Critique of Pure Dread."



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